Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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