So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently you make a good broom.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
In other news, I just burned my penis
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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