Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think I just sharted jello shots
Come on in and take your pants off
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