I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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