I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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