I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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