I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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