oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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