Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
someone owes me an orgasm
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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