so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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