so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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