Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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