Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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