Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
