omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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