: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We left the knife in your bed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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