I think im going to throw up on grandma
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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