I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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