well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have tasted many bathrooms
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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