..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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