Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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