Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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