What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
