He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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