he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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