another moral hangover. fuck.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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