I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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