I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
