Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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