I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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