uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
well you can't waste a boner
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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