Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
did you just send me my own nude
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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