Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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