do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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