honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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