Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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