I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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