It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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