Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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