Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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