Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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