kristin has been a bad kristin
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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