guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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