i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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