i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
