Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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