Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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