New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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