Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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