so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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