Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
cat food counts as protein by the way
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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