This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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