Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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