I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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