it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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