We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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